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Employers- To download my online resume and media kit - CLICK HERE (COMING SOON)
e-mail: jeffreyhillwebsite@gmail.com
jeffrey@americancity.org (work. no love letters please)
address: 1315 Walnut St.
Philadelphia PA, 19107
phone: 215.546.4128 ext. 5
For those of you who need more information, I have provided a series of clues you can piece together to either stalk and kill me, or steal my identity and order flatscreen TVs with my credit card:
1. I have brown hair.
2. I am a male.
3. I often wear shirts, pants, shoes and sometimes even a hat.
4. I live in New Jersey.
5. I have a website, www.jeffreyhill.net
6. I live in a house.
7. My house has windows.
8. I hold the record for Ms. Pac Man at Six Brothers Diner in
Little Falls, N.J.
9. I do not live in or near Little Falls, so stop looking.
10. I am not a vegetarian.
11. The last three girls I've dated are vegetarians.
12. My fiancee is a vegetarian.
13. My favorite presidents are John F. Kennedy, Rutherford B. Hayes and Theodore Roosevelt - and it doesn't have to do with politics.
14. I played soccer in 8th grade. I was on defense.
15. My favorite comedic writer is John Swartzwelder.
16. I've been to the World Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament 3 times.
17. I often lean left.
18. I know 7 Steves.
19. The first name of first girl I ever kissed is "Quimby."
20. I have receieved over 30 parking tickets.
21. When I got my driver's license, gas was 80 cents a gallon.
22. When I was born, Betty Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes was a no. 1 hit.
23. I have been mugged before.
24. I have been to 35 of the 50 states.
25. My mother does not have a middle name.
If you are successful at stealing my identity, stalking and/or killing me. Please send photos and a 400 word synopsis to Philadelphia.Complaints@ic.fbi.gov and we'll make sure we post your success story as soon as we can!
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